Pharmaceuticals, we are coming for you!

Yes the Rumors are true, The Snake Oil Man LLC will be starting its own Pharmaceutical division. We will start by producing under our Snake Oil name and then mabye we will branch out with a new company. We have already produced our treatment for weak stream syndrom and we will have our pill for erectile dysfunction out real soon.

Do you have Weak Stream syndrome?

If you have noticed that when you urinate your stream is a little weak then boy do we have the pill for you. this little bugger with stiffen you right up and make sure that your urnination habbits will be a healthy as can be. 28.65 (warning may cause erectile dysfuntion but don't worry we have a pill for that too)

Fat burner Delux

If you are over weight then i have the dream pill for you. Forget dieting, forget exercise, just take this pill three times a day for the next eleven months and you will grow to your desired weight almost immediately. we combined a mixture of chemicals designed specifically to clean out your system, speed up your metabolism and force you to want to get up off your ass and make new friends. This miracle pill will certainly make you reach the weight you want to attain. 18.99 (18 pills per bottle)

Skin Deep Rejuvenizer

We have all heard the saying "Beauty is only skin deep" but lets face it folks if your not beautiful then you are nothing. The good die young and the beautiful die rich. This nice little lotion will clean out your pores, strengthen your color and makes you almost irresistable to gorillas. Lets face it with out beauty like this you are just going to be left in the dust at the night clubs. 29.99

(Warning may cause burning sensation, trouble peeing, gout, invisibility amoung lepers and in really rare cases it can cause fear of wood)

Glass Hammer

I know it is beautiful. Who has not dreamed of owning their own Glass Hammer. The usefulness of this invention goes beyond the imagination. Just what the average working man needs to complete his tool collection. These babies are hot and constantly need to be replaced. for the price we have them for you can buy a ton and let them go to waste. 7.99 (not shatter proof)

Yippee!!! We Did It!!!

They said it couldn't be done. We proved them wrong.
With our recent Hostile takeover Of the Poland Patent Office
we now own every polish invention. Our inventories will double, if not triple in the next month.
we already have on sale a few of our newly patented Products.

Welcome Searchers of Snake oil !!!

We have gadgets, gizmos and potions that will make your life easier, more beautiful and fun for a cheaper price than usual.