We have all heard the saying "Beauty is only skin deep" but lets face it folks if your not beautiful then you are nothing. The good die young and the beautiful die rich. This nice little lotion will clean out your pores, strengthen your color and makes you almost irresistable to gorillas. Lets face it with out beauty like this you are just going to be left in the dust at the night clubs. 29.99
(Warning may cause burning sensation, trouble peeing, gout, invisibility amoung lepers and in really rare cases it can cause fear of wood)
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